Congratulations, dear reader. By stumbling onto this corner of the internet, you’ve either taken the red pill, the blue pill, or maybe just a questionable vitamin from a gas station. Either way, you’re here now—and that means you’re ready to question everything… except why printers always run out of ink right before you need them. Some mysteries are simply unsolvable.
At Ctrl Alt Delusion, we believe the world is already strange enough, but that doesn’t stop people from inventing even stranger explanations. Are lizard people secretly running the DMV? Probably not—but have you ever looked into your driver’s license photo long enough to convince yourself you might be one? That’s the kind of high-quality paranoia we’re here to spotlight.
This blog isn’t about debunking or preaching—it’s about laughing at the wonderfully weird stories humans tell themselves to make sense of the chaos. We’ll cover everything from chemtrail cocktail recipes, to why pigeons are clearly part of Big Surveillance, to the shocking truth behind IKEA’s impossible-to-pronounce product names (hint: an ancient rune code to summon meatballs).
So grab your tin foil hat, pour yourself a cup of government-issued fluoride water, and settle in. Reality is about to get an upgrade… or at least a patchy software update with plenty of bugs.
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